Serpent Heart Integration
A Guided Somatic experience + Astrology with Lainie & Mr. Yin,
the Oracle Snake
What to Expect
A calming, embodied experience designed to help you release fear, regulate the nervous system, ground the body, move stuck energy, and reconnect with inner knowing.
1:1 or Group Offering
Group sessions • Private sessions • Retreat add-ons. This work is gentle, intentional, and deeply restorative — not theatrical or performative.
Healing Modalities
Supportive elements include transformative breathwork, curated sound, scent, stones, journaling, or guided meditation — always tailored to the space and group.
The Results
grounded + calmer in the body, emotionally lighter
clearer + more centered
connected to intuition
steadier + confident
Serpent 🤍 Integration
WHAT IT IS
Serpent Heart Integration is a reflective, grounding experience that blends:
guided breathwork (Othership-style journeys)
astrology updates to name the current energetic climate
simple tools for grounding and moving energy through the body
This work is gentle, intentional, and deeply restorative — not theatrical or performative.
Meet Mr. Yin
THE ORACLE SNAKE
Mr. Yin is my albino corn snake and gentle co-facilitator. His calm, steady presence helps people slow their breath, soften fear responses, and feel more at ease in their body.
For many, he becomes a living symbol of transformation — shedding old layers, meeting the unknown with grace, and trusting what’s unfolding.
Interaction is always optional, consent-based, and guided with care.
I have been told by masters that Yin was an oracle in ancient Greece, a monk for many lives, and has the “All Seeing Eye”.
Booking & Availability
IS THIS FOR YOU?
Group gatherings & private circles
Retreats, studios, and wellness spaces
1:1 Sessions in the Caravan
WHATS INCLUDED:Short astrology update (what’s active now + how it may show up)
Guided meditation or breathwork journey (release, reset, integration)
Reflection + practical takeaways
Meet Mr. Yin, a mythical albino corn snake who is rumored to have a past life as an oracle in ancient Greece and monk for many lives as he carries the vibration of “The All Seeing Eye”. He sincerely enjoys people and time spent with him is healing, provocative, and transformative. After your in-depth astrology with tarot reading, you’ll have the opportunity to ask Yin a question or pull tarot guided by his wisdom. Whether you want to overcome a fear of snakes, are seeking additional clarity or simply are curious, the Amazing Mr. Yin will provide insights through the universal energies that connect us all.
Lainie offers birth chart readings that hit hard, Tarot that cuts through the noise, and spiritual guidance with a twist. Her albino corn snake, Mr. Yin—adds his sweet yet transformative energy to every session. As a current astrologer and tarot reader at The Green Cauldron with 12 years experience in a sacred mystery school, Lainie is looking forward to sharing her knowledge with those craving deep insights, raw clarity, and the motivation to step into your potential.
Whether you're ready to see your potential, connect with snake energy, or just need some no-nonsense spiritual advice, Lainie and Mr. Yin are here to make it happen. Ask him anything! @TheAmazingMrYin
“This isn't just art—it's a person's celestial DNA transformed into something they can live with, meditate on, and draw power from. Each piece becomes a daily reminder of their potential and cosmic blueprint.”
— From your conversation with Lainie about revolutionizing how astrology intersects with artistic expression