The Crystal Cafe
Mobile Astrology, Tarot, & Crystal Experience
with Lainie Gratz
What is The Crystal Cafe?
Imagine a mystical set up offering on-site astrology & tarot readings, crystal ambiance, and calming ritual experiences wherever the road leads. Curated by astrologer and spiritual guide Lainie Gratz, this luxe mobile setup brings a touch of mysticism to your next private event, retreat, festival, party or brand activation. Inspired by crow syndrome—that magnetic pull toward the sparkly, sacred, and symbolic—The Crystal Cafe is part oracle den and part energetic recharge station.
What’s Inside?
Step into a dreamy space filled with:
Birth Chart & Transit Readings (15–30 minutes per guest) | 60-90 min readings avaialble
Daily Planetary Briefings for teams, guests, or cast/crew alignment
Crystal Bar & Ritual Setup including:
Piles of handpicked crystals available for sale
Incense, candles, and soft lighting
A vintage vibe perfect for most any environment
(Optional guest appearance by Mr. Yin, the Oracle Snake 🐍)
Crystals • Astrology • Tarot • Vintage Charm on Wheels
The Vibe
The Crystal Cafe offers calming insights and ambiance for people in high-vibe, high-pressure environments. Whether you’re pausing between takes or seeking spiritual grounding in the middle of a bustling event, this is where you catch your breath and reconnect with yourself and the unseen
Where It Travels
The Crystal Cafe is available for:
Retreats & Festivals & Concerts
Pop-Ups & Brand Activations
Private Events & Ceremonial Gatherings
Resorts, Boutique Hotels and Spas
Film Sets & Production Wellness Programs
Book the Caravan - $150/hr
Ready to bring the magic? Let's make it happen.
📍 Based in Virginia – Travels regionally and nationally
📧 lainiegratz@gmail.com
📱 434.978.9171
🌐 lainiegratz.com
